i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I WANT TO KNOW
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
as a Bavarian born in Ingolstadt, foundation place of the Illuminati, I can confirm this.
things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds